Kitchen saga

Today Mr. G. and me happened to clean our kitchen after, let's say, quite a while. And you can imagine what really happens when two guys share a kitchen for a year. At this point I'd only like to quote G: "and we have a winner". Well, the winners were some potatoes and salad, which had gone bad somewhere around the beginning of February. I wonder, if we continue like this, shall we find some new life forms from our kitchen by the end of the semester...